Brrrrr it is cold outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is anyone else sick of the this sub zero weather? I saw 4 wrecks to work this morning and you know what all of them involved a 4 wheel drive truck! These dumb ass's actually think 4 wheel drive lets them drive fast with these type of conditions! Hello you dumb fucking red necks 4 wheels don't stop any better on ice then two!!!!! I am fighting a fun cold too, so I am so ready for the spring thaw! Well not much to say today ha-ha so here are some tips for 2008 this pretty much covers the thought for the day too! Love all around.

Tips for ladies in year 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking , sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!