Happy Monday!

Okay Monday's fuckin suck but I will be here tomorrow to write some fun times, like about my last Deadwood trip and DD's Birthday! What is something huge for us to always remember is USA killed that SOB so Wooooo hooooo! about time almost took us 10 years to track down Bin Laden! So smooches friends see ya tomorrow.

and curious who it the wolf????

Who keeps company with the wolf, will learn to howl!

Work ughhhh!

Sorry Peeps work has been exhausting! So what's up buttercups? We need to plan on all getting together real soon I miss having the ENTIRE group all together. Last weekend went monte carlo bowling with the boys from my work that was a ball! So lets all get together and BOWL. Who is in and everyone tell me a Saturday it works out with! Drunkin bowling doesn't that sound like fun?!? I need some more ideas of summer fun we had to write about Miss Kelly you have any more ideas you are always so good with them. My summer was a whirl wind and boy my brain is fried! haha... I must say I will miss this year without Missy on a stick! I was sad that adventure came to an end. DD & Kelly gave Missy her book. Those girls put a lot of effort and love in that book and I was proud to be part of many of those moments! I still need to see the book! Hope you girls saved the pages on the computer so I can have a look see... So who is on the stick this year lol hmmmm. Well peeps have a great weekend and remember I loves ya all!

Deadwood Fun!!!!!!!!!

Friday I took off half day to get packed and ready to head for Deadwood. We had quite the arrangement of people to take along but unfortunately they all dropped off like flies! LOL Tim and I were laughing about that on the way up because it seemed everyday another person gave us a reason why they couldn't make it. So as of Friday we were heading to SD with Theresa, Sean, Dan, Dennis and us. Dennis was going to ride with Theresa, Sean and Dennis. Well when they went to pick up ole Dennis he had drank so much all day he was unable to stand up and hell we all can't even take care of ourselves so we certainly aren't going to babysit his ass, so he got left behind! We all hit the road and Theresa and her crew were about 45 minutes behind us because they had to deal with the Dennis fiasco. Tim and I arrived in Deadwood about 8:30 and the whole way up I told him I was really tired from staying out until damn near one the night before and I was gonna call it a early night cause I wanted to be ready for Saturday night at the Saloon 10. We got our room and I freshened up and that cool mountain air I was breathing waiting for our trolley woke me right up, I said OYSTER SHOOTERS! We stopped at the Silverado 1st try to win the fuckin Cadillac for the umteenth time and then bombed out on my wheel of fortune one too! Tim won like 140 on a penny machine there so we called it good and headed for shooters. As we got to the Oyster Bay bar Theresa and crew were headed our way, Tim and I did a couple shooters and this one bartender there I hate hers so we decided to come back at shift change and karaoke was going on and that is something I can only handle drunk! So we all headed down the street and did some gambling here and there and ended up at the saloon 10. It was fuckin packed in there and we knew we weren't gonna do the dancing thing until tomorrow so we headed to a table in another room and met up with Maria and Tony by then. We started ordering double rounds and after midnight we rang in Maria's birthday! After drinking for a while we decided we were all starving none of us had dinner so over to Mustang Sally's we go, drunk laughing and some of us even walking crooked! We all eat and decide to wait for our trolley that doesn't come till 1:15 am. Well most of you know or maybe all of you know Theresa and I when we drink too much tend to do stupid things. I am not sure who's bright idea it was but we decided to press naked body parts to the window of Mustang Sally's. I was on the outside Theresa on the inside and we pressed our titties to the window for everyone to see. I know I know I am an exhibitionist. Theresa went one farther though lol, she did a pressed ham so we had a full moon that night! The trolley finally came and took all of us drunks back to our room so we could do it all over again the next night! Next morning we got up and went down to the restaurant and Tim won a little more money and we had some breakfast before heading into town. Hit my usual slots an sucked at em all! HA not my time this time it seemed and then ended up at the Oyster Bay Bar for more shooters. Theresa and Maria's first time and it was Maria's birthday so we had to break her in right! After makin some purchases from the wall at the Oyster Bay Bar, you all know the wall right? The one with beads with dicks, tits and etc on them? Well we had to make a purchase for Maria's birthday and of course Sean bought 2 necklaces and a jester hat that proved to be fun later lol! Sean bought a necklace with pot leaves on it he said well if I can't smoke it I guess I will wear it! He cracks me up. We all did a bit more gambling and then headed over for lunch as we were eating lunch Michael showed up so we had some more drinks. We were all pacing cause we knew that night would be a PARTY! Tim and I did some shopping for our girls while the rest of them went their separate ways until we had to go save our table for the saloon 10. Tim and I ended up back at our hotel to drop our bags off and of course I wanted to freshen up and then I hit one of the penny slots at the hotel and won 80 bucks not bad I should say. Theresa wanted to freshen up to but hell she was sitting down at Saloon 10 already at around 5:30 hell she really saved our table early! So we headed down and sat at Saloon 10 until the bad started at 9. Wow such a early start are we all going to make it closing it down? hmmmm some of us will. Sean put on his jester hat and lite it up so all his balls were shinning and he headed to gamble, he wasn't gone 2 minutes when he came running back to the table dancing and said he won 462.00 off of 20 dollars! He then hummed the circus tune and danced for us, totally priceless. Early in the day when we were shopping Tim had pointed out a bumper stick that said Why do I need kids I married one to Theresa which she bought and Michael at first thought we were kinda mean, but after that dance he said he totally understood the bumper sticker now. He did say there were signs but they became clear after that lol! The band rocked played some old favorites from the 80's I haven't heard for years and we all danced our ass's off! Maria wore her birthday glasses and her penis necklace and we all drank until there was no way any of us could drink anymore. Theresa, Sean, Tony and Maria left earlier then Tim, I, Michael and Juliet closed the son of bitch down then headed to Sally's where Michael convinced them for 2 more Sally dogs for Tim and him, then it was time to do the drunkin walk back to our hotel. We didn't need no stinkin trolley ha! Next day Tim, Michael and I met for breakfast, Theresa, Seany P, and Dan left to head home and Maria & Tony got to stay another day. I slept most of the way home three nights of heavy partying was more then I could bare. So the trip was fantastic and the ones that couldn't make it, there is next time. So Peeps get to planning the next go around! Love all around! Smooches!

So how did I meet Briget.....

I just love telling the stories of how I meet each of my friends. I think most of you I have done in past blogs, but I have aquired a few over the past year. Briget is a new much blessed addition to my group of friends. So how did I meet Briget? LOL well first I have to tell you how we met Charlie her husband. Tim and I ride on Thursday nights with Julian an the crew and one Thursday night we met Charile and on the second meeting Tim and Charlie exchanged numbers. Charlie called on a Saturday and asked Tim if he wanted to ride and he was bringing his girlfriend she was then, so Tim asked me to come. For some reason I was just kinda ummmm crabby that day. We ride over to Charlie's house to pick them up and I am in my usual leathers totally bikered out. Then Briget walks outta the house. She is very thin and fit has on a a harley shirt but very pressed and buttoned all the way up lol, her hair is blonde and perfect and she was adorning some what I call Jackie Kennedy sun glasses for the younger generation her Gwen Stefani sun glasses. I lean up to Tim's ear and say ohhhhhh great and now I have to ride with a fuckin snot! Yes i SAID it and yes Briget totally knows I did. We decide to take off for up the mountain and stop at the cafe up there and see if they have beer. That is a no go and so yes that made me even more fuckin crabby. So Tim and Charlie decide that we should ride to Glenrock and have a drink. We get to the bar at Glenrock and for some odd reason Briget and I started talking about internet porn. I know a snot talking about porn crazy huh? LOL we both got to laughing so hard about the Asian video both of us had seen where the girls eat shit and finger paint eachother up with shit. WE laughed none stop that whole afternoon and since Charlie works in China then we started saying and Charlie we love you long time. So to say the least Briget is no where near a snot and yes I still make fun of her sooooooooooo not biker sunglasses but hey you gotta love those special things about the ones you love! And Briget I love you! Blessings always show up when u least expect it and in my case when I least deserve it. Love all around!

Not Yet.......

Good Morning Peeps. I think I might possibly be still drunk! Well going for a couple drinks when Amy asked me to ummmm drinking till almost 1 am left me a weee bit tired. Damn why do I have to do that is beyond me at the time it seems like such a good idea until I hear my alarm go off at 5:30 am! I was told last night I am a bad influence, hmmmm I like being one.

Ok so if you wonder what my title of not yet means then you haven't been around our Kimmy enough. When Kim gets drunk she makes L's with her fingers using her thumb and forefinger you know like you would do to say LOSER. She does this on either side of her face when you ask her if she is drunk and she says NOT YET. Kim is my quiet, sweet, and laid back friend. She is the girl that sits and watches the rest of us being dumb ass's. She has pulled a few good ones. Like flipping off her front step and landing in her front yard that one is in a past blog, or one of my favorites is when Tim, her, and I were sitting up at the bar and Tim says hey Mona when you get a minute come black over here. Yes he said black instead of back, and no he won't admit it still to this day he might of drunken slurred. So anyway Kim, I and Mona kept making fun of him saying come black over here so when Kim decided to say it one more time she yelled it to Mona really loud and Mona looked at her like with this ut oh face, and then I looked next to Kim and there happened to be a big ole black guy standing right next to Kim. Kim is like MICHELLE why didn't you tell me and I said ummm I didn't notice either until you said it. It was priceless! Another time we all love is Kim's 40th birthday but I am still undecided who was more comical DD or Kimmy. Kim didn't want anyone making a big deal of her birthday she never likes attention on herself unlike me I am an attention HOG haha! So Tim, I, DD, Pam, Mike, JP and I met her down at the Moony for drinks and some gifts. Kim refused to wear her tiara partly because it said 40 and the other part is because she didn't want her hair messed up lol no not really cause again she doesn't want anyone to notice her maybe being foolish! So DD proceeds to take the 4 and the 0 off the tiara to see if Kim would maybe wear it then, but again a no go. So the 4 and 0 became quite the game for DD. She would lick the numbers and put them on her forehead, on her eyes, on her chest, you name it they ended up there. I have a series of pics of DD with the 4 and 0 stuck to herself and I just know if I posted them ummmm she might not love me anymore. So if you see me ask to see hehe! Or better yet when DD turns 40 it will be on her cake and all over the walls at her party! Yeah that sounds like the way to do that! So back to Kim she was quiet and calm like always until Josh showed up. (by the way Josh is the Moonlight Hottie hehe) Josh bought Kim shot after shot and then others joined in buying her shots. Kim hardly ever does shots but that night she was drinking them as fast as she could. When the subject of birthday spankings came up I ran out to my car and grabbed my whip or crop whatever you prefer to call it. Shots made Kimmy eager for birthday spankings she laid over my knee for some and then just finally laid over the table so Josh could spank her. Of course I loved it, Kim never ever does shit like that! So when everyone was done spanking the birthday girl we asked her if she was drunk she held those fingers up and said I am fucked up, and with that Aaron her friend slowly got her to his car and took her home. So next time someone asks you if your're drunk use the universal sign and say NOT YET! Smooches!

Work sucks !!!!!

Sorry I missed yesterday OMG was sooooo busy! Monday's are like that. So did everyone have a good weekend? I went out Saturday night and got smashed! So Sunday when my mom wanted to do something with me I was like ughhhhhhh I have to get up and get ready???? But I did I went to breakfast and a movie. Went to see The Roommate, wow she was creepy! Saturday I went and had a make over! So if you don't recognize me when u see me that is why! Decided one day looking in the mirror I need a change! Sick of black and blond locks! So bye bye biker hair hello hmmmm sexy hair! I love it. Let Courtney have her total artistic freedom with my hair and she did amazing. Drastic change for sure. It took me a few days to realize that was me in the mirror looking back. So I think the new look sparked the interest of going out Saturday night! Had to show it off! Soooooooooooo My dears not much else exciting this way, but I have a load of work to get done so see you tomorrow with another summer fun story! Love all around!

3rd day in on our Sturgis trip......

OMG I went out last night and got home aftet 1 am and I just quite didn't make it to work today. I woke up with the worse migraine ever! ughhhh.

Awwww the 3rd day is one of my favorites! We head to Deadwood and we take the scenic route through the canyon makin lil stops for drinks through out. What a beautiful day! The beauty of South Dakota is just phenomenal. I get to spend all my tip money I made in the beer tent in all my favorite machines. I still haven't won that shittin Cadillac and I try every flippen time we go! LOL I swear I am in Heaven with a drink in one hand a cig in the other sitting in front of a slot machine. Too bad South Dakota squashed some of my Heaven making it NO SMOKING! WTF! Oh well, need to buy a electronic cig what will they do spank me for using that? So Deadwood was fun boy did I get drunk. Drunk? ya me drunk can u guess? Briget, DD, Kelly and I hit the machines and everytime the wheel of fortune game got a spin Briget would stand up and flash the machine and when it wouldn't give her a good spin she would flip the sob off! HAHA! We finally met up with the boys for a bit and then Charlie need it cigars so Briget and I were on a mission funny thing is they said oh it is just a lil bit down the street, ya right it is like ummmm 4 blocks down! Both of us our a lil happy ya that is what we will call it happy, so when we get in the cigar shop we are of course the funniest things in there! LOL We get the man to light me a cigar and pose for pics with us and he was actually so intrigued by us he followed us out the door and up the street hmmmm go away weirdo! Briget and our trip back to the Franklin was the best lol. We pole danced on each pole on the way back (yes got my 3rd huge bruise from that), we went into a bar where no one was dancing and danced all over the dance floor the band even stopped to beckon us back, and then we walked behind the police while Briget proceeded to tell him cops have the nicest ass's, as she was pretending to squeeze his buns from behind. That cop started strutting after that! Of course the bikers on the sides of the sidewalk were cheering our bad behaviour on. Then we went into the Oyster Bay Bar to find Kim and of course when I am drunk I have a habit of walkin into places singing "To the Window to the Wall until the sweat drops down my balls!" Lets just say all my friends knew I had arrived! Did anyone every tell ya not to inhale cigars? Hmmmm someone should of told me that! Holy hell I did that cigar all the way back to the casino until I passed it over to Charlie, I didn't smoke for 3 days after that! Ughhhhh! So after we get back to the casino with the boys we are playing slots next to some Texan Mexicans. Instead of Briget showing her boobies to the machine I told her to say a Spanish term to it instead. Well let's just say the men next to her were lookin at her like oh my did she just say that! She asked one of them what does that mean he says your a lady I am not telling you! So let's just say Briget sometimes thinks I am a lil bitch! haha! All in fun! We got the guys and all made are way down to the best party spot in Deadwood the Saloon 10. We are all feeling pretty good by then and boy the boobies were flying there! hmmmmm not mine either DD were they yours????? After a while there we all had to head back to where we were staying DD, Kelly Tim and I to Sundance, Charlie, Briget, Julian, John, and Albert to Sturgis and ummmm none of us were sober! Yikes..... But the weather all of a sudden turned winter like that sobers your ass up real quick! Damn it was fuckin cold on our way back! We had a few more drinks at Sundance and called it a night, cause next day :( was time to head home.......... Damn I love Sturgis week!!!!!!!! Next year who in the hell is in?????? Love all around! I will bring the quote of the day back soon too and hey maybe the song in my head too! smooches!