Party On!

Hi all. Let's see where are we.... Tim and I went on a good ride on Thursday night the weather was beautiful then DD and Kel asked us down to the Moonlight for a few drinks so we headed there and had a good time. I wished everyone could of came. Friday night we took it easy and got up early and headed to Kaycee to buy our biker ball tickets with Kimmy. We had a ball but it was unbearable hot! So after three big swig drinks and a small one I was toast! With the heat and the drinks I just passed way out all the way home. When I got to the Moony I had to be refreshed with a few glasses of waters, when I first got there I was a complete mess. WOW. We stayed for drinks there for a while and then went home and slept hard! Wow that heat really knocked me out. Sunday took it easy and did all my shopping and my mommy duties. Taking Brooke driving is a scary thing but she is getting better! Got a text from DD they are having a ball on their vacation and even got a picture of them with Big John, Poisions body guard! Woooo hooo girls. They even are staying at the hotel with Nickelbacks roadies. Damn I wish I was there! Well back to work for me it has been killing me we have been really busy! Love all around!

Hump Day...

Shit I have been so busy at work sorry for the no blogs! Let's see where were we. Thursday night we went to Tim's mom's to wish her a happy birthday and we got home around 8ish when we got a call to please come down for one drink from JP. LOL well we thought what the hell just one. Ya ya you have heard these stories from me plenty! Well Jeremy was there and bought me one shot after another and I went home totally sloshed! Damn did I feel like total shit on Friday morning. It is all Jeremy's fault the little asshole! Friday was Timmies b day. So we hung out at the house for all the family to come over and then ran to the Moon for no shit only 45 minutes to see DD & Kelly before they had to pick up the kiddo's from the movies. We were tired any how and had to get up early to go to Fort Collins the next day. We went to Fort Collins to take the girls clothes shopping and Tim Harley part shopping lol and for me to eat at the Olive Garden! YUMMMMM! On our way home we had that DAD PULL OVER I AM GOING TO PUKE! Randi the poor thing got a bit of the stomach flu. Dad almost got pulled over in time some of the door got it so windows down the rest of the way home. Thank goodness we were almost to Wheatland so we could clean her up and the door, but damn that smell lingers! P U! Well I am sure everyone has those road trip stories! Sunday we went down to the Moony for a while and had a great time Kim, Tim and me just bullshitting and drinking. Nice down time. So then the work week started and holy hell what a week has it already been! whew! :) So sorry I haven't blogged I had a good excuse lol. So here we are and it is already Wednesday! Tomorrow night I need a drink! Saturday we are going to Kaycee to get our Biker Ball tickets. I am stoked that is a good time down there! John, Julian and Drew will be playing and there are all kinds of festivities to watch. So I hope all of you are doing well. Miss ya all. Love all around!

Almost the end of the week....

Hi all. Today is Tim's mother's birthday and tomorrow is my Timothy Wayne's. Last night we had a cheerleading bbq for Brookie. It was beautiful weather and really nice sitting outside by the pool. Tonight I don't think we will make it for a drink. We need to go by to Tim's mother's and Tim has a very full schedule on Friday. Saturday we are driving to Fort Collins to do school clothes shopping for the girls and to eat at the Olive Garden. Love the Olive Garden. Last weekend we hurried back from Sundance to go to the family Reunion type bbq. Tim was asked to take the family picture since it has been so long since we have had almost the whole family together and even family that I have never ever met. Funny thing is about the family picture is that it was taken 10 minutes before we arrived. Tim packed all his things to take the picture that he was asked to do a week prior. I guess they were in a HUGE hurry to take a family picture without hmmmmm the whole family. My daughters were there and Brooke was definitely hot when I arrived. She is so like me she voiced her opinion on how stupid it was not to wait for Tim and I. I guess I am use to not fitting in with family. I have always not fit in with my father's side of the family when I was younger. My Mother didn't have any family left so I thought it was important to have at least some family. The hard ship with that is my Grandmother was pregnant with my uncle when my mother and father got married so my Grandmother wasn't much into being a grandmother and my father no matter how much he tried was never the "favorite" child. I have gotten closer to my Grandmother and I will never let her see the pain that I had as a child never feeling that bond with her. I always wanted the grandmother that dotted on me. I remember one time after my youngest Uncle which is only 2 years older then me had two kids my grandmother had told someone she was visiting with that she had only two grandchildren. My brother was standing next her and told her that in fact she had 4. She just replied that Justin and I didn't count cause we were grown. So when Tim and I were left out of the "Family" picture, I was thinking to myself WOW it really does follow me through out my life and now is effecting Tim. It was just an added pain to what I was already going through with my family and then the fact I wasn't even important enough for any of Tim's family to join my Birthday party. I know Tim was bothered as well but he sure hid it well. As I sit back today I realize that is why I have been so blessed with so many great friends that actually totally accept me as who I am and actually love me unconditional as a family would. The hardest thing for me is to be the bigger person and never treat anyone that has hurt me like they have done to me. I found the whole situation as totally unbelievable that everyone thought it was totally fine to have that picture done without Tim. I don't give a fuck about me, but Tim. Wow. So I guess this is just been not a good year for what is so called "family". Love all around.

Thought for the day:

Treat others as you would want to be treated......

Tequila Makes Your Clothes Fall Off

Hi Peeps! Whew yesterday was HELL! LOL I had so much catch up and still some remaining today. I had a great trip! I can hardly wait for next year already! The whole gang is going next year! The weather was beautiful for are trip up to Sundance. I love riding it gives you the best view of your surroundings and good thinking time. We arrived in Sundance a bit before noon. So I went and got ready to work the beer tent. Damn was I busier then HELL. At a first drunk count I thought I made about 165 in tips but when I was more sober I made about 200 in tips. 153 of that was in one's! I had the hugest roll of ones and I thought hell I will just take that to Deadwood. Tim went and cashed it in for me at the bank he said no way in hell am I going to carry around the wad of ones like that. Well as I was working the beer tent Theresa, Seany, Tim, and Dorie were having drinks in the bar. As it approached closer to the burnout Tim had to prepare to work. So Theresa, Seany & Dorie all wandered out and hung out close to my tent for the festivities. Theresa leaned over to me nearing the end of the burnout and told me she was signed up for the wet t shirt contest. I was wow are you serious? I really truly thought she was teasing me but when I saw the girls all lining up for the contest low and behold their stood our birdie amongst the girls! Theresa was around her ninth beer and I could tell at this point she was dead serious she was in it to win it. I was in a bad area to see exactly what was going on but Dorie would run over and give me commentary about all the happenings. Theresa took the 70/80's approach to her shirt and took the bottom of it and rung it through the collar to make a make shift halter top. Damn she is wild! She says I am wild but I think she is! She really earned that crazy bitch tattoo! At the end of the contest I heard a few people commenting on the girl laying on the sidewalk, and I knew without looking that would be my birdie and sure shit it was my birdie. She was drunk out of her mind and telling me she couldn't find her shoes! I went up on stage and found her shoes and then I found drunk Sean and said we better get her to the room. I told Sean wait here I will be right back. When I returned I asked everyone where they went and they pointed down the alley way. I was like holy hell I hope those two drunks find their room! Well Seany returned in a few minutes and I said "Where is Theresa?". He replied I put her in the room and came back! He then proceeds to tell me he hoped that he didn't get his ass chewed later because she fell twice on the way back to room and he proceeded to fall directly on top of her! Damn I wished I was following with a video camera! That would of been a sight seeing those two laying in the alley! Tim joins us and that is when I found out the Theresa was hammering back shots of Tequila on stage! I was like no way Theresa would never drink Tequila. But then second thought she was liquefied maybe she had drank those shots??? hmmmm. We decided at this point it was a good time to locate Dorie and get something to eat. First we had to go to the room, I was black from the burnout smoke. I mean black I looked like Sambo! When we got back to the room, Dorie was getting ready and had already showered. Dorie said she had to shower twice because the first time she came out and looked in mirror and she was still black! This rubber burn off simply doesn't come off! You have to basically scub your fuckin skin off! So after we got all cleaned up again we proceeded to go find something to eat, well no Sean never did reappear for Dinner he passed out along Theresa all by 7pm! We heard later from Sean he had to have someone at the motel carry Theresa in the room and even at that he never did get her in the bed. The poor birdie laid on that hard floor for who knows how long, she must of got up at one point because she woke up in bed! We ended up at a bar having a great steak dinner with Dorie and that is when is started raining like hell. Well when the rain died down a bit we decided to go back to our home bar where the party was. As we ran Dorie dropped her phone outta her purse you know the purse I am talking about? Her bra lol! Of course she didn't realize her phone was missing though until we were at the other bar as we were waiting for Scott her friend to arrive. We didn't find her phone that night. And it ended up being a huge joke throughout the night as we were texting it and saying "please return me!". The party at our bar was bigger then it had been in the past and everyone was dancing on the bar and partying it up! Tim got some pretty risque pictures and I am not just talkin tits here! After we were all good and drunk and pooped out from being in the sun all day we headed back to the room with Dorie and Scott in tow. We weren't about to send Scott back drunk to Sturgis and hell he didn't even know where his truck was! He kept saying "where is my truck?" and then he would reply to himself "next to Dorie's phone!". We all laughed and laughed about that! We all crashed for the night we had thought until we all still couldn't stop laughing to the fact that we were missing a truck and a phone so we all got up once again and sat outside smoking for a bit. So that was our first night! The next morning we still hadn't heard from our Birdie or even Chopper for that fact! So we headed over to breakfast. For the worst breakfast ever I might add! Watered down gravy with biscuits YUM YUM....... NOT! We did find the truck and after breakfast Tim even found Dories phone outside the bar in the gravel wet from rain, but damned if that phone didn't work! Lucky thing! After we went back to the room I lightly knocked on Birdie's door and when Sean finally came to the door I asked if Theresa was okay, alive, and breathing? LOL They proceeded to get up and to eat breakfast while we got ready to head into Sturgis! We were all still scrubbing off fricken black!!!!! We rode into Sturgis all together but Dorie that lil bitch takes 5 hours to get ready and try on each of her and I am not shitting when I tell you this her 50 outfits. We met up with Julian, John John, and Albert at The Knuckle Bar. We sat and had drinks and listen to a great band. That is when it started getting fuckin HOT. We decided to all go shopping and damn was it HOT. I don't do extreme heat well! So after a couple of hours of that shit we headed to Beulah for dinner. After a great dinner we headed back to Sundance and Dorie went back to Sturgis. Tim, me, Seany & Theresa headed back to the bar and had a few drinks and all went to crash between partying the night before and the dead heat and sun in Sturgis we were all just done! I know I know not my usual partying self. Next day we all headed into Deadwood, of course leaving the fashion doll behind to try on numerous outfits and Theresa and Sean cause they were heading to the wedding they needed to attend. I gambled and drank my ass off! Tim had more fun sitting outside watching all the bikes. If you have never been to bike week you can never in a million years vision of how many fuckin bikes their are! They are from all over the United States, you very rarely see someone from your own State. We met John John, Albert, Big Julian, Ari and her boyfriend in Deadwood. Julian didn't show cause he was so hung over he wouldn't get out of bed! Well I guess a fifth of Crown would do that. We did make it to the Oyster Bay Bar and had Oyster shots. I did three and damn were they good! Thanks Kimmy for the suggestion. We all decided to go to dinner which is a good thing that is when it started to hell and rain like a son of a bitch! Damn glad I wasn't on a bike when that was happening! After hanging out in Deadwood for all day and part of the evening we headed back to crash for the night. Heading to Deadwood that morning we took the scenic route which we do every year and will do next year. Spearfish canyon is so beautiful! So that is our trip! Had a blast and already can't wait until next year! Wooooo Hoooooo! Love all around! Smooches.....

2 More Days Until Sturgis....

Hi peeps. Wanted to say a quick hello before I head on my way to Bike Week. Today I am fitting in a weeks worth of work in a day. And if I do say so myself I did a DAMN good job. I am taking tomorrow off as well to go do girl things to prepare for my trip. I will miss all of you that can't go! I hope in the next coming years we will find where all of us get to go and it will be an annual thing! Birdie I know is nervous but she will find that this is the party of the fuckin year! And bikers are some of the most fun and easy going people to know! I heard it is going to be 93 on Wednesday when we leave. Whew what a change in temperature from my last road trip on the bike, remember that girls I froze my ass off! :) Everyone not going I will text and text pictures. Now I don't expect any of you to find any of my texts coherent, I am sure you know this by now when I text when I am drunk! But I bet you all know by now how to read those kind can't ya???? I will be also stopping in on Deadwood to gamble. And DD and my lil miss Kelly I will be play your lucky machine, Deal or No Deal. Hmmmm maybe I will win at least enough to take us out for a good time! Now remember with any road trip especially a bike road trip, if anything should ever happen to me, I love you all and I would always be your angel on your shoulder. And DD and Kelly have all the information to carry on my beloved blog! When I get back I will post hopefully some great stories! LOVE AND SMOOCHES EVERYONE!!!!!!

Thought for the day:

I know I know how to party and believe me I will party my Mother Fuckin Ass OFF!!!!