Monday Monday

Good Morning! Hope all of you had an enjoyable weekend! I did. Friday night Tim and I worked and did photographs for a Christmas Party. Even though it was work we had fun. Both of us are fighting colds so we worked and then went to bed. Had to rest up for my Christmas Party on Saturday night! Saturday Tim and I did some last minute Christmas shopping which included getting stocking stuffers. Tim bought me a beautiful purple and black fringed vest for Christmas as we were out and about. So that night at my Christmas party I wore that. We had fun at my Christmas party and the dinner was awesome! I love Christmas! Sunday Bobbie and Tommy invited us to lunch so we went to lunch with them at Sanford's and then sat on the couch the rest of the day and watched movies. That is what I call a relaxing day! Well today is my last day at work until January 2nd! I will try to blog if I remember lol! If I don't see you before Christmas, Merry Christmas and I love you! Love all around!

Thought for the day:

Don't forget the reason for season!

Where am I?

Sorry I haven't blogged. I am taking Vacation starting next Tuesday until after the first of the year so in order to do that I have a lot of work to accomplish! I am also fighting a bit of a cold. So I am not feeling 100%. It seems I always get this stuff before or during the holidays. YUCK! So just so you know I am thinking of all of you! Smooches! Love all around!

Song in my head.....

S.E.X.
Nickelback


(Verse 1)
"No" is a dirty word , Never gonna say it first,
"No" is just a thought that never crosses my mind.
Maybe in the parking lot,
Better bring your friend along,
Better all together than just one at a time.


(Chorus)
S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cuz the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes)
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah!


(Verse 2)
I'm loving what you wanna wear,
I wonder what's up under there?
Wonder if I'll ever have it under my tongue?
I love to try to set you free,
I love you all over me.
Love to hear the sound you make the second you're done.


(Chorus)
S is for the simple need,
E is for the ecstasy,
X is just to mark the spot, Because that's the one you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cuz the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah!
(YES) Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.

Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.


(Chorus)
S is for the simple need,
E is for the ecstasy,
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really waaaant.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cuz the answer's yes, oh the answer's (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes.
Yeeeah! (YES) (Yes!)
Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cuz the answer's yes, oh the answer's (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah!
(YES) Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah. YES!

Full Moon....

Good Afternoon everyone! Hey Monday's are my busiest day at work so forgive me for my lateness but hell at least I am blogging! Well who knows how I was suckered into going out Friday night after I felt like shit all day Friday from my partying on Thursday night. But.... I caved into Bobbie's request to go out with her for a few drinks to see her and Tommy. We ended up getting to see Theresa & Sean too when they came in totally unexpected! After I had a couple of drinks and something to eat I started feeling my second wind coming. We had fun! Theresa & Sean and their friends all left to go sing Karaoke and we hung around for about 3 more drinks and Bobbie, Tim & Tommy decided they were hungry so we headed to the Village Inn. Well by the time we got there Bobbie and I had enough to drink that we had the giggles BAD! Luckily they only had a small amount of people in the place! Bobbie said she had to go to the bathroom and said she needed assistance LOL the drunk girl! So I got up to escort her to the bathroom and she tells me to bring my phone. Well Tommy was like "why do you two need electronics to go to the bathroom???". LOL I was wondering too...... Well we get in there and Bobbie pulls down her pants and says hey take a picture of my ass! LOL she is trying to be all sexy with it and of course I just take the picture because I am like what if someone comes in?!? Bobbie looks at my picture and says NO NO NO I think I see cellulite don't send that one okay? She wanted me to take another one but decides she has to pee too bad so to give here a second. Well all of you know me I thought hell I am sending that picture to Tommy!!!! Bobbie is like "you erased that terrible picture right Michelle?". LOL ya right I did! Well then she decides after going to the restroom that the pic should not be of her ass but a boob to boob picture. She tears up my top then hers and press's hers to mine now here is a good picture she tells me. "Hurry, hurry take the pic!" Just as that left her lips in walked an old lady! Wow talk about two girls pull down their shirts and act as if we were doing nothing! We exit the bathroom with Bobbie saying "Sister Mary, Sister Mary, Sister Mary caught us!" She then has to fasten her belt and adjust herself in the hallway outside the bathroom as we are laughing so hard that we are both snorting as we laugh! Then as we start to our table trying to act as if nothing has happened the boys are starring at us because they saw the pic I sent of Bobbie's ass! Bobbie then looks at me and says "please tell me you didn't!" Ya right Bobbie she should really know me better by now! When we were still in the bathroom and Tommy got the pic he leaned over showing it to Tim and said "so Tim who's ass do you suppose this is!" Tim told him "Well, Michelle isn't wearing a belt!" So to say the least we had a hard time eating because we were laughing so hard from all the fun! As we were all going home Bobbie tells me she wants to come over for Breakfast and to call her with a time. So when I woke up the next morning I texted her ass pic and said what time you bringing your ass over! LOL So we have had the best time with Bobbie's ass picture! Saturday we didn't do much more then go to the store and watch movies and Sunday we went to K-mart, cleaned the house and vegged out on the couch watching movies. I hope you all had a great weekend too! Love all around!

Thought for the day:

It is all fun and games until you get caught!!!!!!!!!!

Song in my head.....

Shaking Hands
Nickelback

She had her eyes on the prize as the girl next door
You grow up quick when you grow up poor
It’s the only way to LA that she knows
The Hollywood pose teeth, tits, and toes
It didn’t take her long to leave the boulevard
So many Five Star friends with black credit cards
She’d try anything once
Cause anything goes
It never comes easy when you’re digging for gold
Well she ain’t no Cinderella
When she’s getting undressed
‘Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west
Far too pretty to be giving it cheap
That’s why she’s making six figures working three days a week
Yeah she’d even break a promise in the promise-land
She didn’t make it this far by just shakin’ hands
She’d take your money make it twice as hot as anyone can
She didn’t make it this far by just shakin’ hands
I doubt she’d even let the devil buy her little black book
City Hall would probably fall off if anyone got a look
Every A list player is a favorite friend
because the all taste the same in the back of a benz
A congressman would call her every once in a while
Got the school girl skirt on the top of the pile
She’d done everyone once
And everyone knows
You got to get a little dirty when you’re digging for gold
Well she ain’t no Cinderella
When she’s getting undressed
‘Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west
Far to pretty to be giving it cheap
That’s why she’s making six figures working three days a week
Yeah she’d even break a promise in the promise-land
She didn’t make it this far by just shakin’ hands
She’d take your money make it twice is hot as anyone can
She didn’t make it this far by just shakin’ hands
Well someone spilled the beans and now her name’s in the press
Tough to keep it all a secret when you’re one of the best
The judge is going easy because he paid for her chest
Yeah he loves his naughty wicked witch of the west
Well she ain’t no Cinderella
When she’s getting undressed
‘Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west
Far to pretty to be giving it cheap
That’s why she’s making six figures working three days a week
Yeah she’d even break a promise in the promise-land
She didn’t make it this far by just shakin’ hands
She’d take your money make it twice is hot as anyone can
She didn’t make it this far by just shakin’ hands

Wow I am tired......

Sorry I missed yesterday I was overwhelmed at work and then when I hit a slow spot I forgot LOL! Well today I am feeling all those shots I did last night. Hmmmmm who introduced me to Washington Apple shots? Might of been a bad idea! It might of been that yesterday all I had was a bowl of Top Ramen and then I drank my dinner. So today I am so tired because I can't sleep when I have a belly full of alcohol and no food! I could also be tired because I didn't exactly go to sleep when I got home if you know what I mean. Nickelback needs to write me a song and name it I wanna be a Porn Star. Ha-ha. I need a new shirt to add to my don't drink and dial. ;) Well all have a great weekend I am going to kick back and take it easy! Love all around!

Thought for the day:

Live life like there is no tomorrow!

Song in my head.....

Something In Your Mouth
NickelBack

Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
They say its over budget but you’d pay her just to touch it come on
Needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
if Hollywood had called her she’d be gone before you holler come on
Pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long
Doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody,
ain’t it funny how the honey wanted you all along
You naughty thing
You’re ripping up the dance floor honey
You naughty women
You shake your @ss around for everyone
You’re such a mover
I love the way you dance with anybody
The way you swing
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
Your so much cooler when you never pull it out
Cause you look so much cuter
with Something in Your Mouth
Crafty little lip tricks tattoos on her left hip
She bending as your spending
There’s no ending its so baby, come on
Dressed up like a princess beating that her skin smells better
than the scent of every flower in the desert, come on
Pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long.
doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody,
ain’t it funny how the honey wanted you all along
You naughty thing
You’re ripping up the dance floor honey
You naughty women
You shake your @ss around for everyone
You’re such a mover
I love the way you dance with anybody
The way you swing
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
Your so much cooler when you never pull it out
Cause you look so much cuter
with Something in Your Mouth
She loves the night scene bar queen living for the fun
Taking over every dance floor like she’s the only one
In the spotlight all night dissing everyone
trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb
Your so much cooler
When you never pull it out
So much cuter
with something in your mouth
You naughty thing
You’re ripping up the dance floor honey
You naughty women
You shake your @ss around for everyone
I love the way you dance with anybody
The way you swing
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
You naughty thing
You’re ripping up the dance floor honey
You naughty women
You shake that @ss around for everyone
You’rw such a mover
I love the way you dance with anybody
The way you swing
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
Your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cause you look so much cuter
with something in your !

Hump Day!

Good Morning! How are all of you doing this week. Thanks for your comments Kelly & Kelli! I will tell Launa as soon as I can to add my new CD favorite! It rocks I will put another song on my blog today for you to enjoy! If I can talk my Timothy Wayne into it I think I would like to go out and have a few drinks! This week has been crazy at work and I need to cut loose! Everyone have their Christmas Shopping done? I love Christmas. I miss all of my peeps hope to see you Thursday day night! Love all around!

Thought for the day:

You can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need.

Song in my head.......

Burn it to the Ground
NickelBack

Well its midnight, damn right
We’re wound up too tight
I gotta fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
Ooooo
That shit makes me bat shit crazy
We got not fear no doubt all in balls out
Were going out tonight (hey)
To kick out every light (hey)
Take anything we want (hey)
Take everything in sight (hey)
Were goin’ til the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground at night
Were screamin’ like demons
Swingin’ from the ceiling
I gotta fistful of fifties
Tequila just hit me
Ooooo
We got no class, no taste
No shirt and shit faced
We got them lined up
Shot down firing back straight Crown
Were going out tonight (hey)
To kick out every light (hey)
Take anything we want (hey)
Take everything in sight (hey)
Were goin til the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground at night
Tickin’ like a time bomb
Drinkin’ til the nights gone
Get your hands off of this glass
Last call my ass
No chain no lock and this train won’t stop
We got no fear no doubt all in balls out
Were going out tonight (hey)
To kick out every light (hey)
Take anything we want (hey)
Take everything in sight (hey)
Were goin til the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground at night
Were going out tonight (hey)
To kick out every light (hey)
Take anything we want (hey)
Take everything in sight (hey)
Were goin til the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground at night

Hellooooo!

Hi all. Sorry about yesterday I was slammed! So how was every one's weekend? Mine was good. Friday night I was couch bound after a fun Thursday night! Saturday Tim and I got all our shopping done and then sat down at the Moonlight watching football and eating a late lunch and then called it an early night. Sunday we had a bit of a flood downstairs had to have our lines cleaned out and then we sat down with bloody Mary's and wrapped all the presents. So my weekend was nice and relaxing but the flood part! Boy did we get some fucking snow! Shit it took me 45 minutes to get home when it usually takes me 10 to 15 minutes. But Hell I will take the snow over wind any day! So went and bought new CD's this weekend. The new NickelBack rocks my world!!!!! Thanks Kelli for letting me know! I have a new favorite song so check it out today! Love all around! smooooooooches!

Thought for the day:

4 Wheels slide just like 2 wheels!!!!!

Song in my head.....

So What
Pink

Na na na na na na na na na na na na [x2]

I guess I just lost my husband,
I don't know where he went,
So I'm gonna drink my money,
I'm not gonna pay his rent,
I gotta a brand new attitude and
I'm gonna wear it tonight,
I wanna get in trouble,
I wanna start a fight,
na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight,
na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight.
[Chorus:]
So, so what
I'm still a rock star,
I got my rock moves,
And I don't need you,
And guess what,
I'm having more fun,
And now that were done,
I'm gonna show you tonight,
I'm alright,
I'm just fine,
And your a tool,
So, so what,
I am a rock star,
I got my rock moves,
And I don't want you tonight.
The waiter just took my table,
And gave it to Jessica Simpson,
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy,
At least he'll know how to hit,
What if this songs on the radio,
then somebody's gonna die,
I'm gonna get in trouble,
My ex will start a fight,
na na na na na na na he's gonna start a fight,
na na na na na na na were all gonna get in a fight,
[Chorus]
You weren't there,
You never were,
You want it all,But that's not fair,
I gave you life,I gave my all,
You weren't there,
You let me fall.
[Chorus]
No, no, no, no
I don't want you tonight,
You weren't there,
I'm gonna show you tonight,
I'm alright,
I'm just fine,
And your a tool,
So, so what,
I am a rock star,
I got my rock moves,
And I don't want you tonight!

SLACKER

Hi all I know I know I have been a major slacker when it comes to blogging this week. Month end kills me at work! I had an absolute blast last night! I love having drinks and sharing laughs with all my friends. Good Times! Well Boobs might come in town this weekend and if she does maybe some or all of us can meet for some dinner and drinks. Bobbie's birthday is Wednesday. Well love all around!

Thought for the day:

LOVE PEOPLE AND USE THINGS - NOT LOVE THINGS AND USE PEOPLE

I'm Back!

Hello all! I hope all of you had a very nice Thanksgiving Holiday! I had an awesome Holiday weekend. My mother fixed us the feast this year which was good as always. MMMMM I love Turkey. Paula and I left after dinner to head to Colorado for our Christmas shopping. We relaxed our first night we arrived. Since everything was closed we picked up some Mike's Hard Lemonade kicked back watched tv and went to sleep early to get up for our next days shop a thon! I always have to go to Kohl's in Fort Collins it is the best sales and it is just a great store. Paula asked me earlier in the week when I wanted to go to Kohl's I said Black Friday when they open. Well then I saw a commercial and they opened at 4 am and I said Fuck that we will go around 8ish lol! So our first day we hit Kohl's and then to the Olive Garden because by 11:30 we were both starving and ready for a drink! After a nice lunch we headed to our other usuals, Circuit City, Walgreens, Target and then to the Mall. By 4ish we were done shopping for the day and we checked into our room and headed down to the lounge. Well we were both pretty toasted by 8! The stay in this Hotel was a story. When we check in we get a room that smells like hmmmmm SHIT and the toilet just runs and runs! So we get a new room and she puts us by the pool. We figure the pool closes by 10 and we will probably be drunk by then so the noise won't bother us. BUT when we go to get to our room it is on the second floor and no elevators to get to it and a small winding staircase is what we have to tromp up with our big suitcases! GEEZE! We get in our room and then the fire alarm starts going off! How fucking annoying we look over the balcony of our room and no one is panicking so we figure a kid pulled the alarm. So we continue to get ready to go to the lounge and Paula goes to put the hand towel on the rack and the rack falls off the wall. Oh my this hotel is just a disaster! We laughed about that and still annoyed by the alarm make our way down the spiral staircase that Paula is now concerned about when we are done drinking making it back up! Well we did make it back up those spiral stairs even after one of us killed two bottles of wine LOL! So needless to say that was another early night so no problem being up at 6:30 am to start our second day of shopping. We leave town to head to Gordman's which I have to tell you I think this is my new favorite store! We have a blast shopping our ass's off and then off to lunch at Ruby Tuesdays (and yes I still had a Mojitio there even after my Mojitio experience) then to Best Buy and then the Flat Irons Mall. If you have never been to the Flat Iron's Mall you have to go that is the best and nicest Mall I have been too. About 3:30 we are both just done with shopping! Our lists are pretty much complete and we are just pooped! So Paula treats us to a probably 5 star hotel the The Omni which is absolutely beautiful! WOWWEEEE! So we check in to our room and we are down in the lounge by I would say 4:30. Boy did we get DRUNK! Holy Shit we were the only ones in there for a while. We were given a dish of mixed nuts, crackers, pretzels and the oddest thing dried peas! I have no idea what possessed us but we started making faces on the table with the bar mix and then took pictures of them with my phone. I was sending to my husband who actually thought I was nuts and then Paula said send them to the girls they will like it! So we did and they sent us one back of their creation. So in a sense we partied with them but in separate bars and States for that matter. About 11 we thought we better go to our room since we were both drunk! When we got to our room we were laughing and noticed some HUGE cylinder shaped pillows in which we thought were perfect pillow fight material. Sooooo both being drunk we had a good old fashion pillow fight until LOL....... Paula hit her chin on my head! I ran and got her ice. What a sight I am sure that was me running up and down the hall looking for an ice machine drunk off my ass. Well we never did use the ice for Paula's injury we decided to call it a night and we both passed out! So we had a blast! Hope some time we can get a bigger group to go on our Holiday shopping! Love all around! Smoooooches!