Birthday Wishes.....

Hi all :) I know it has been since last Tuesday since I blogged. Didn't do much of anything to exciting last week. Thursday night we went riding and stopped by the Moony for drinks and I ended up getting trashed! Thanks Billy "O"! Shots are naughty! Friday Night we stayed home and relaxed because Saturday night I new I was going to party my butt off! So on to Saturday....

Saturday was a nice day my in laws and sister and brother in law came over and gave me wonderful birthday gifts. Around six o' clock Tim and I headed down to the Moonlight to party it up with all our wonderful friends for my pre birthday celebration! When we arrived my great friends all decorated the room! Dorie made lil crazy bitch signs all over the room using a pic of my tattoo, then there was a sign made of letters the girls had put together that said Michelle is a Crazy Bitch! The Cake and the table cloth said the same, lol Dorie you are so great! There was food that everyone brought and all of it was awesome! So Dorie and Theresa thanks for the party and all the rest of you for contributing with food and helping with decorating! The party was awesome so many of my beloved friends were there and I received beautiful and funny gifts. Theresa and Dorie got me the most beautiful Sterling Silver heart bracelet that Dorie remembered me eye balling at the mall, Paula sited me a beautiful poem and gave me a tiara, necklace and birthday martini glass I could wear and carry around, then Theresa gave me a bag of outrageous funny things (pics will follow later). Theresa gave me hmmmm let's see denture cream, fiber supplements, ginkgo biloba, medical alert bracelet, a bra for the dropping boobies, and the all famous depends underwear! Those underwear, bra and bracelet all got worn. The underwear might of ended up on my head and then on Dorie but they got worn LOL. I promise I will get the pics down loaded and posted soon. Scott Wesley got me beautiful Harley glasses and a Harley shirt, and I got many well wishing birthday cards. I re read all of them the next day and they were so meaningful it made me cry. I truly have the fucking GREATEST friends I sometimes stop and wonder how in the world I deserve them all! I am so over blessed it takes my breath away. We party our ass's off until a lil after midnight when I actually turned 40 and then cleaned up the decorations and got all the food put up and dived out. We took my sweet lil drunk Dorie home with us so she could use are spare room to sleep and everyone else headed home because some of us were heading to South Dakota the next day to gamble and party some more in Deadwood! I was so wired and excited I had trouble sleeping that night but I woke up about 6:30 am and got moving so we could ride the motorcycle to Deadwood following Theresa, Seany, DD and Kelly who were all driving in vehicles. We all left town about 10 am and it was brisk but I still was going to ride on the back of that bike no matter what because it makes Timmy happy! On our way out of town Kelly made a sign show me your boobies and flashed it at us we laughed and laughed then she flashed it at Sean and Theresa and of course Sean almost wreaks the car trying to show his boobies. Got to love our Sean! A little while later we see Kelly dart up out of her sunroof and flash us her boobies. Tim was like right the fuck on! Gotta love Kelly! Well when we were almost there I was loving the scenery but I realized I can't feel my hands luckily Theresa told Seany to pull over so I could warm up because I didn't realize I was so fucking frozen! Thank goodness for those heated seats in Theresa's new car! I almost fell off the bike because my damn legs were so frozen thanks to Theresa catching me lol! We arrive in Deadwood and we all decide to freshen up and get to drinking. Of course I had a lot of clothes to peal off and fix my damn skull cap hair. We gambled for a bit got a drink and then when and had some dinner we were all starving. After dinner we gambled some more. I came home with damn near what I left with and I think the rest of us did okay, no big wins but no huge losses either. I wanted to win that damn Cadillac then I wouldn't of had to freeze on the way home lol! Thank goodness I only froze the last maybe 45 minutes on the way back! We had an absolute blast in Deadwood, at one point we are all sitting at the bar in one of the Casino's and a very, very tall man walks in and someone had said man he is tall and then Theresa piped in it is Lurch. Of course we were all laughing our ass off even if Lurch was still standing in our vicinity and most likely heard the comment! So on our way down to the bar that had the party going on we just had to sing the Adam's Family song. We spent the rest of our evening partying it up in the No 10 bar. It had saw dust on the floor and a band that was unbelievable. That bitch could sing! And not only could she sing she sang all our favorite songs! We were in 80's Heaven! When the bar closed we had a bit of trouble rounding our DD up! She was having so much fun that she wanted to continue partying but the rest of us were ready for bed. Well maybe not all of us but for sure Kelly and I were. On the elevator up to our room Tim, Theresa and me got on the elevator with a group of people and Theresa kept leaning on the elevator alarm I pulled her off it once and then when she did it again the guys on the elevator were like whoa baby! I told hey hey you are just damn lucky she has all her clothes on! LOL We all made it to our room with out Kelly and DD. So Tim had to go downstairs again and help Kelly round up our sweet drunk DD. When DD reaches this point it is like hell getting her to go to bed! Once they got her corralled she came up and had a party by herself with the ole porcelain GOD. But hell it was all fun! Memorial day we got up ate breakfast, then gambled somemore and headed home! We all had an awesome time! Did I mention before that I have the greatest friends? Well I do. We are more then just friends we are family!!!!!! Thank you all for making this birthday the most rememberable one I think I will ever have! I love you all from the soul! Smooches babies!

Tuesday.....

Well what can I say about a Tuesday???? Well the weather is wonderful! Helloooooo Summer! Suppose to be 91 degrees today woohoooo! So what are all my peeps up to this fine day? Tonight I have to make a bunch of handmade tortillas for a going away party tomorrow night and my fear is my kitchen is going to roast me!!!! LOL We haven't got the swamp cooler in yet the weather is quite unexpected watch next week it will be cold again. Well love all around don't have much to say today ;)!

Who in the fuck's Jenna???

Friday night Timmy had to set up so we spend a quiet evening at home. Saturday Tim worked all day and night so I had a relaxing day of taking my Jeep in for a new windshield (thanks Dorie for the ride :) ), grocery shopping, and then getting my nails done. That afternoon when I am getting really bored DD texts me and said hey your spouse is working my spouse is working wanna mow the lawn???? Hope you all remember the drunk mowing the lawn story! lol So after I get my dance studio picture done DD comes over and hangs out. I got a bucket of margaritas and she is sipping on a few drinks until our lovers come home. Well we are all sitting on the patio when I start getting texts from a Jenna. The texts is hey what are you guys doing, going out tonight??? I am like hmmmmm who the fuck is Jenna? I ask Tim do you remember me meeting a Jenna and getting her number???? Well anyone that knows me well knows when I am drunk and a woman compliments me we become fast friends and I usually end up putting them in my phone only to later go who in the fuck is that??? I know I know pay attention right?!? I even ask Dd and Kelly at this point anytime we been out did I meet a Jenna? Of course smart ass Dd said ya it is probably some girl that said "hey you are a good dancer want to trade digits?". Boy she knows me well. haha So DD & Kelly suggest texting her back to send pics of her partying after we have already exchanged two texts and I am still clueless and a bit embarrassed I don't recall someone that knows me and is so nice. When the picture comes in we all really laugh when I say "Hey, isn't that Jennifer?" So...... I guess I got her number one night and was maybe too drunk to type her whole name???? Who knows with me! So when Jennifer texts me during all this and says I will give you some stories to use on your blog I felt like saying oh sweetheart you already did without even knowing it! So Jennifer I hope you read this to see how really retarded I sometimes can be! Sunday Tim and I had an awesome day. Tim went out in the morning and took pictures of The Eli Manor Band for publicity stuff and then all of us went riding. What a gorgeous day! We rode to Glenrock then out to the Sunset Grill. So I got a lot of sun and fresh air. Sunday we found out about a couple of friends that were in a boating accident at Alcova Saturday, so if all of you could through in a prayer for them their names are Charlie and Alan. Charlie was suppose to ride with us yesterday and it broke my heart to find out why he hadn't returned our texts. So I hope they both have a speedy recovery and the other two persons that were injured that day that I don't personally know. I hope all of you had a great weekend. Love all around! Smooches!

Thought for the day:

Don't drink and text!

Song in the birthday girl, Kelli's head

She's Country
Jason Aldean

You boys ever met a real country girl?
Talkin, true blue, out in the woods, down home, country girl

She's a hot little number in her pick-up truck
Daddy's sweet money done jacked it up
She's a party-all-nighter from South Carolina,
a bad mamajama from down in Alabama
She's a raging cajun, a lunatic from Brunswick,
juicy Georgia peach
With a thick southern drawl, sexy swing and walk,
brother she's all Country,
(shoot) from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised, she ain't afraid to stay, country
Brother she's country
A hell raisin sugar when the sun goes down,
mama taught her how to rip up a town
Honey dripping honey from the hollerin
Kentucky, getcha flippin kinda trippie like a Mississippi hippie,
She's a Kansas princess, crazy mother trucker,
undercover lover
Thick southern drawl, sexy swing and walk,
Brother she's all Country
(shoot) from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised,
she ain't afraid to stay, country Nothin but country
(Thick southern drawl) (Sexy swing and walk)
(Aw show 'em how a country girl does it one time now)
Brother she's country, from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
Nothin but country Yea yeayeaaa
She's country (shoot) from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised she ain't afraid to stay,
country Yea she's nothing but country
She's all about the country
From the backwoods she's a homegrown, down to the bone, she's country

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Kelli! Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday Kelli! Next year you will be hitting the big 4 0 lol, so maybe you will make a trip down here to celebrate. These bitches in Wyoming will show you how to party because in Utah they have NO clue!!!!!! :) So wow how do I cope today???? I am here on a Friday and I am not hungover or tired? How can I function it is totally out my norm???? LOL Soooooo Timmy works all day long tomorrow and tomorrow night! :( So my excitement is to get a new windshield and take my girls to a movie. I am so sick of these fricken truck drivers that don't know what a flippen mud flap is!!!!!!!!!!!!! $222.00 for a windshield that has been beat to hell by thrown rocks! It has even chipped my paint! So hope you all have a great weekend and Kelli I hope your birthday is awesome! Love all my peeps!

Thirsty Thursday

Hellloooooo! Not a thirsty Thursday for me this time! Tim has College graduation to photograph tonight! :( So I guess I will be thirsty at home! LOL Wooooo Hoooo Paula you are going to come over and plant my flowers???? Just kiddin! I will really do it! Okay Paula baby when you are not traveling the world we are getting your leathers and you are going to put a huge smile on Rich's face when our riding the first Thursday ride which happens in June! You will look like a bad azzzzz biker woman and love it!!! Just had a nice lunch with Zug Zug it has been forever since we had a lunch date it was nice. This damn wind is pissing me off though. Shit it can be summer anytime soon! Come on already!!!! I hate riding when the damn wind is blowing! Me and my hard contacts can't take it. Of course it will be a perfect day on Monday when we all have to work! Isn't that the way it works?!? So this is my last weekend of being out of the fun so next weekend we will party it up like Rock Stars! Well all love all around! kisses to all my peeps!

Thought for the day:

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Song in my head....

Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy)
Big & Rich

Intro
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!

Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

[Chorus:]
Cause I saddle up my horseand I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so prettyRiding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town

And I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

[Spoken:]
I'm a thourough-bred
that's what she saidin the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
all night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love

And I saddled up my horse
and I ride into the cityI make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadwayon my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.

Hump Day....

Well I am feeling a bit better my throat is still kind of bugging me still. I hate spring colds! That wind sucked yesterday, but the rest of the week is suppose to steadily improve. Summer is finally arriving. I am even going to actually plant flowers this year. This is funny at my house because as some of you might know I have a phobia about getting dirt on my hands or under my nails and I am not fond of gardening. I told the girls this year I was going to do flowers again and Brooke says to me "ya like you will take care of them!". She is right I will be good for the first couple of weeks and water them then after that my girls will end up doing it because they will notice the flowers wilting. I will get this done this year I have made that commitment but I know I am the type of girl if something fun comes up on the weekend I will not do house work or flower planting to go have the fun. I actually have a Mother that does the exact opposite she will have NO fun unless her house, yard, and car are perfection. Shit we are opposite I would never get to have fun because procrastination would ruin that for me!!!!! Oh well when I die no one will remember me for the clean house & car and the up kept yard! Like I always say I truly live my life by the seat of my pants!!!!! Paula thanks for the comment yesterday!!! We need catch up yes! Lunch soon! Hey and you owe me a shopping trip to buy your leathers remember you are going to try riding! Well love all around!!!!!! Smooches! :-*

Thought for the day:

Live your life your way and not someone else's!

Tuesday Smoozday....

What is great about Tuesday? Well it is a day off for me from exercise that is a nice thing. I am fighting a cold that began on Sunday so I am not feeling the greatest. Going to take it easy all this week so I feel better by the weekend. One good thing is I haven't been smoking cigarettes. I need to give those bastards up anyhow. I cough all the flippen time. So maybe here soon I will get some power behind me and quit the habit! I know a few others in our group that need to do the same :). Awwww everything that is enjoyable is always bad for you! Hate that! Well all love all around!

Thought for the day:

Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have> > or sleep all you want.

Song in my head....

I Love this song it is one of Tim and me's favorites, it is on my i pod and it is a song I love to play often. Launa has found love in this song and so today I am putting on my blog for the second time. :)

Never Been To Spain
Three Dog Night

Well I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
They don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it
Well I never been to England
But I kinda like the Beatles
Well, I headed for Las Vegas
Only made it out to Needles
Can you feel it
must be real it feels so good
Oh, feels so good
Well I never been to Heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter
Whoa, I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
They don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it
Well I never been to Heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter

Back it up Back it up....

Beep Beep Beep back it up rewind! Hi all I know I know it has been since Monday since I have bored you with my blabbering LOL. So...... Let's back it up! Monday night nada happened, Tuesday hmmm went for a couple of drinks made it home by 9:30, Wednesday my daughter had a bad day so stayed home with her nice night so we sat on the patio, Thursday night....... hmmm this will need some space. Ready? LOL Here it is.....

After running my daughter up to the mall Thursday night I decided I wanted to go to the Moonlight for a drink. Hadn't spent time with Launa for a while and since everyone was busy I figured Tim and I could sit up at the bar and bs with my Launa and Kimmy. What I thought would be a couple drinks and home at 9 ended up being well you all know me by now.... We arrive sit at the end of the bar with Launa and Kimmy then Marcus walks in, then Jennifer walks in and they sit with us and a guy I work with is sitting by us as well. At first everything was calm sorta boring there are no pool leagues going so it is pretty quiet and I am still thinking to myself oh shit it will be easy being a good girl tonight and making it home by 9 and only having maybe two drinks. I decide to put $5.00 it that too expensive juke box because I can no longer stand it with NO music. So that is when the fun started..... This young kid who has been sitting on the restaurant side of the bar sipping on coffee has decided to get up get a pool stick and stand on the old stage of the bar. I notice him through the glass divider right away and point him out to our side of the bar so everyone can enjoy the entertainment we are about to recieve. He is singing into the pool stick and dancing wildly like he is a rock star on stage at a concert. Now I always liked playing with dolls when I was young, so toying with this guy was like well having a real doll that I could manipulate into doing what I want for the sole purpose of my entertainment. I decided let's have fun with him. I decided to put in songs that would be totally entertaining to see him perform too like Wham's Wake Me Up Before You Go, I Touch Myself, and Beat It! Well he fell right into my hands performing all out with the dancing to match to those tunes. So we decided to get others involved in picking songs to watch our new found rockstar to perform too so we all decided on Britney Spears OOOOPs I did it again. And you know we could 't let him dance by himself so Jennifer and I went out and danced with him. By this time all eyes in the bar including the dart leagues that were going on are watching this guy perform. By this time we are wondering what the hell does Launa put in this coffee. Well the next choice in song didn't work well for us he actually sat down when we played Abba's Dancing Queen. So after feeding a good amount of money in the juke box to watch our marionette perform it was late and time to go home. We had good fun with this kid and we were never really disrespectful to him but I thought and I hoped that he doesn't go to another bar where some asshole would actually beat him up for being different. To each their own I always say. So felt a bit tired on Friday but not bad but we chose the order pizza sit on the couch night for Friday night. We had to run Brooke here and there and that was about it. Saturday we had a Mexican turning of age ceremony that Brooke was in to go to, I know the name of the ceremony but to spell it would be another story. Luckily I am Catholic because I just know from instinct what to do because the whole ceremony was in Spanish. It was beautiful though and I was glad I got to see one. Then Saturday night I had to work my last dance for the season thank goodness I am so tired of working 6 days a week! Poor Tim and Kelly have one more for the season which I am glad I am not helping with because they will work from 7 am until 10 pm. Fuck that!!!!! So I am going to make a mom & daughters day out of that Saturday. :) Sunday was Mother's Day. I woke up at 10:33 am WOWEEEEEE I NEVER sleep like that. I was just exhausted and I am coming down with a cold. EWWWWWW. So once I got the hell out of bed I decided to take a nice hot bath and that is when it came to me bowling, I want to go bowling! Ya and it is Mother's Day I am going to eat some carbs. I deserve one day off from this flippen diet! So I call up Theresa and DD and Kelly to go bowling thought it would be a nice family thing to do. So we went to Sunrise Lanes and DD, Kelly and their kids and Des and my kids all bowl a few games and Marcus and Tim had some beers and watched. We all had an enjoyable time and the burgers are pretty damn good there! Then after taking the kids home to do as they have planned we met down at the Moonlight for a few drinks. Theresa and Sean by this time had came down as well as John John so we ended up having a great time and of course when all are having a great time we don't want it to end sooooo....... Yes you might of guessed if you weren't with us we ended up singing karaoke at the American Legion. I need to take Monday off now and then to really enjoy that American Legion on a Sunday night. It is so much fun there and people that sing are so damn good! We get to hear a whole variety of songs. And this time was especially fun because most of the Moonlight's gang all came with us! So yes I am a bit tired today and a bit ill. But it was all worth it. Have I mentioned before that I have the greatest fucking friends and my life is really spilling over with JOY! I am blessed in family, my job, and my friends. What more could anyone want. So Love all around. Smooches. And yes I will blog everyday this week even if I am a total bore!!!! I have been off track and I am glad to know some of you actually miss when I don't blog. :) I do feel the love......

Thought for the day:

Count your blessings.....

Song in my head..... :) Love you Launa!

Chantilly Lace
The Big Bopper

Hello baby, yeah, this is the Big Bopper speaking
Oh you sweet thing
Do I what
Will I what
Oh baby you know what I like

[Chorus:]
Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a pony tail hanging down
That wiggle in the walk and giggle in the talk
Makes the world go round
There ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed girl
That makes me act so funny, make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Like a girl, oh baby that's what I like

What's that baby
But, but, but, oh honey
But, oh baby you know what I like

[Chorus]

What's that honey
Pick you up at 8 and don't be late
But baby I ain't got no money honey
Oh alright baby you know what I like

[Chorus]

Monday Monday

Hello Everyone! Hope you all had a great weekend!!! It was much too short for me working these dances I really don't get much of a weekend! :( Well last week was uneventful didn't do much went down Thursday for a couple of drinks and then Friday night I guess that was eventful LOL. We went on a poker run. Boy did I get trashed. Stopped by the Moony first then off to Karst then to the Horseshoe, Chatters, Frosty's, then to Taylors where I won the low dice hand. A whole whopping $5.00! lol at least it was something right? So after seven drinks and nothing in my stomach I was hammered by the time we went back to the Moony and then the VFW to see Launa & George! So now I know why I do not go out on Friday night when I have to work Saturday night I felt like fucking hell and was not the least bit happy to work! VFW was a blast though and Launa signed us up for the song Chantilly Lace so that was pretty damn funny singing that. You know the Big Bopper talks alot during that song so we felt all a bit silly doing that part but it was all in fun and good for a great laugh. Launa baby now I know your song pretty well... I love the way you love me. Launa loves to sing that one and since that sweetie always sings all mine with me I thought I better learn hers!!!! So back to Saturday, Tim finally fishes my ass out a bed about 9 am because we have to take his car in the shop and as I am walking my hung over ass out my bedroom her walks in Dorie's hung over ass wanting breakfast. So we drop off Tim's Jeep and I fix a big ole breakfast for our hungover ass's! So after breakfast I did a whole lot of nothing until I had to work that night! Sorry my sweet Kelly that I was probably not much fun I felt like a piece of shit that night!!! Sunday we just hung around the house because I still felt like shit. Dorie, Scotty, Marcus, Big John, and Johnny all came by for a while to bs on the patio which was nice. Sunday ended up being a pretty nice day out. Kelli I know girl I will get pics of my leathers I thought about it one time on Friday night and then after all those drinks well...... I forgot! :)So there is my crazy life hope all of you had a good one too! Love all around!

Thought for the day:

Remember no one has the right to Judge anyone unless you are God.