A little birdie told me......

Well the day has come we finally nicknamed Theresa! Theresa was hard to nickname. I wanted to call her pukes but that wasn't very nice. The story behind that nickname is totally confindental and you will have to bribe Theresa if you weren't there!!!!! Then we were thinking something with tomato juice because that girl drinks a shit load of tomato juice and always has it with her Miller Lite, but red or tomato just sounded dumb. Then we were thinking mommasita but there again who wants reference to being a mother when you are drunk and partying your ass off right? So here is how we came about with the nickname Birdie. I would like to tell you it is because Theresa sings like a bird, which she does but come on we just aren't that nice! Well you are all probably curious now so here it goes....... Boobs loves to repeat this saying from a cheesy porn movie that goes Cock Cock Cock Cock Cock, said like when a rooster crows. Boobs does this call quite often and her and Blue Genie while intoxicated on one evening did it in a Loaf & Jug at every male that came by them and continued doing it in a liquor store while buying Jager bomb shot glasses. Boobs will do this wherever we might be so to be honest it has become one of those party phrases that now everyone says! So one night we were playing cards and Boobs came out and said her drunken phrase and this was the first that Theresa might of heard it or it might of been that she was so liquored up that it caught her differently this night. She perked up and said "Oh, so now we are making animal noises?" then she proceeded to grab her lips pulling them up and out in two different directions and making some noise that was in between a horse, bird or maybe a sheep? None of us were certain but we all agreed she looked like a fricken bird on drugs! ha-ha. Well we thought she was quite hilarious and continued to make her repeat her silliness and then she started pecking like a bird, walking like a bird and even did a birds mating dance! If you aren't laughing I guess you would of had to been there! So now we decided we will call Theresa Birdie and she just might be getting crazy gifts from now on like bird seed, feathers, or anything pertaining to a bird! I do have a picture coming to me today of Theresa in her new found bird pose so as soon as Boobs gets her ass in gear and email them to me you will get to see Birdie in action! Come on Boobs I am waiting!!! So check back later and that picture will be at the top and front and center!!!!!!! Love all around!

Thought for the day:

Today is International Weird-Ass People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a weird ass friend... just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, sniff toilet seats or occasionally shit yourself...
You hang in there sunshine,
you're friggin special!!!!!