The Strippers were at the Attic and we thought it would be a good time for all us girls to have a girls night out and see some skin! When we purchased our tickets the girl told us that we should at least be there by 6 to get our seats for the 7 pm show. We arrive at about a quarter after 6 to find they wouldn't let us in until 7 so we had to stand in a hot stairwell waiting to be let in! At least we had a cute bartender take pity on us and serve us cocktails in the stairwell. Finally at 7:20 they let us in first to grab up the front and center tables for Dorie's birthday bash! Who knows why we were in a hurry they made us wait until damn near 9 pm to start the the damn show! Then the first half and hour of the show they went around selling t shirts and trying to sell these primo packages. We were getting all a little niffed by this time. I have been to a lot of stripper shows. I use to be in radio promotions and when I was younger I got free tickets to these shows. Everytime I went I had a ball! This show however sucked the big one!!!!!! After they got done selling their crap and we all pitched in to buy this primo package to get Dorie up on the stage they finally start the show with the most arrogant dancer they had available. LOL This is the stripper that while we were standing in the stairwell started dancing in front of me and Suzie went to touch his gorgeous hair he removed her hand and told her not until the show! Staci of course said what an arrogant asshole and told us all to shun that one! I think she wanted to slap the pee pee off that rude stripper. So he was the first to start actually starting in a towel and then dressing himself instead of undressing! That was the start of what we knew was going to be a below par show. Next all the girls that were bought the el primo packages were called up on stage. I think there was 6 girls total. Now when we read the package I read that she was going to get direct attention, a picture, and a tshirt for our beautiful birthday girl not her sitting up stage with other girls! Well Dorie lit up the stage she was dressed to the nines and made all the other girls look like dog food! She was up dancing while the strippers were dancing in front of her fully clothed by the fucking way! Her dancing was more entertaining then our clothed stripper boys. Once they did there LONG drawn out fully clothed dance show to two country western songs they finally got down to underwear. I say underwear cause actually one had underwear on red ones, geez buddy I can see that at home put on a fucking g-string for God sakes you are a stripper!!!!!! The danced very little on each girls lap and lead her off the stage telling her go back to your seat! Well Dorie they spent a little extra time of course cause she is fucking HOT. They acted like they were doing sex acts to her and danced around her a bit, but it wasn't worth the $50.00 we gave them. Later in the evening you could sit up on a chair and get the same treatment Dorie had gotten! None of stayed until the end of the show so Dorie didn't get her pic with the strippers or her t-shirt. This story probably leads you to believe we didn't have fun but damn we did! If you know all of us we have more fun making fun of people and things that disappoint us! We were all together and we still had fun laughing, making fun of strippers and even got to see a cat fight in the audience. If you ask Kelly she will even tell you she thought one of the strippers resembled a giraffe. All the strippers I have been to they go around the entire audience dancing for you taking a dollar here a five there but not these Las Vegas arrogant assholes! So we left early and took Dorie to the Sandbar to watch her open her presents and have some cake! Her presents made us all laugh. Her theme was gross old naked men. Boy her friends went all out buying her a tshirt and printing old naked men pics on it, printing off pictures of old naked men, giving her big ole boxers with fake old men balls hanging down, and even an old man porno! EWWWWW. But funniest of all Dorie had asked for a cordless phone. Well she got one all right one with the big huge display buttons which were removed and in place were pictures of old naked men!!!!! Then to make it a cordless phone Staci cut the cord off!!!! How funny. I looked around to all the women and the festivities going on and I thought WOW Dorie has the most incredible friends. Her friends always go way out of their way to make her birthdays the best! I had a great time! It sucked my batteries were dead in my camera so I only got the one photo, but I hope I will get emailed some to show you all at a later date. Dorie I hope you had a great birthday sweetie because I certainly had a blast! Well cheers to you Dorie love ya! Love all around!
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