"Do you want fries with those well...... fries?"

It is Friday!

Today I am dedicating my blog to my friend French~fry. French~fry? Most of you know I like to nickname my friends. No, I don't have a nickname for all my friends yet it has to come to me, and some of my friends I just haven't had one come to mind yet. I have a few delightfully nicknamed, like Boobs (Bobbie) we all know why I fondly call her that, they enter the room before she does, she can make them dance with NO hands required and the first time I met here she said "feel them they feel real don't they?" So her nickname came to me easily. Then I have my two "sisters" Blue Genie (Kelly) & Billy "O" (Dd). Well Kelly was named Blue Genie, which most of you know why but for those of you who don't let me tell ya! Have you ever seen the reality show King of Cars if you haven't please watch it! Kelly drinks Red Bull and Jager and she blue genie's everything, my lawn chair, my washing machine, my fridge, Tim's tool box, my Jeep, me, Billy "O" , the juke box at the bar (see the picture) and anything else she feels like doing the blue genie on. Believe me no one or thing is safe from the BLUE GENIE! Red Bull really does give you wings, huh Kel? Then I have my other "sis" she isn't my real sis but boy do we have a lot of the same traits, I fondly call her Billy "O" because (oops can't tell you it is a little x-rated!) You will have to know me well enough to know a song I like a lot that has that name in the lyrics and that will clue you off or you can bribe Blue Genie with some Red Bull and Jager to tell you why! She told me a story when liqueured up one night and now we have Dd nicknamed Billy "O"! Soooooo back to French Fry, I met Kelli a little over three years ago. I actually work with her but she lives in Utah and works for the Utah Plant. You are probably wondering how did she get her nickname? and if you aren't I am going to tell you why any way! ha-ha When she came to get trained I went to lunch with her twice and dinner once and the only thing she ate was french fries! No joke, so that is why I call her french~fry. I dedicated my blog today to her because she so badly wants to meet all of my friends and I wanted you to meet her! Since she lives so far away I thought I could at least introduce her to you on my blog. So here is a picture of my friend French~fry (Kelli) and her daughter Kacie. Someday I hope you all will get the pleasure of meeting Kelli in person, so girls do you think French~fry can hang with us Crazy Bitchs? A little Jager and just maybe...... Your turn French~fry comment and tell my friends more about yourself or girls comment and ask French~fry some questions!

Have a great weekend! My Promise for the weekend? I promise not to use the hose! Wouldn't want to be told by my 15 year old daughter "Mom, you freakin idiot, lay off the alcohol! ha-ha Guess you had to be there! Huh, Boobs, Billy "O" and Blue Genie? Here is my thought for the day:

Friends...

Friends are like butt cheeks.

Crap might separate them, But they always come back together.