3rd day in on our Sturgis trip......

OMG I went out last night and got home aftet 1 am and I just quite didn't make it to work today. I woke up with the worse migraine ever! ughhhh.

Awwww the 3rd day is one of my favorites! We head to Deadwood and we take the scenic route through the canyon makin lil stops for drinks through out. What a beautiful day! The beauty of South Dakota is just phenomenal. I get to spend all my tip money I made in the beer tent in all my favorite machines. I still haven't won that shittin Cadillac and I try every flippen time we go! LOL I swear I am in Heaven with a drink in one hand a cig in the other sitting in front of a slot machine. Too bad South Dakota squashed some of my Heaven making it NO SMOKING! WTF! Oh well, need to buy a electronic cig what will they do spank me for using that? So Deadwood was fun boy did I get drunk. Drunk? ya me drunk can u guess? Briget, DD, Kelly and I hit the machines and everytime the wheel of fortune game got a spin Briget would stand up and flash the machine and when it wouldn't give her a good spin she would flip the sob off! HAHA! We finally met up with the boys for a bit and then Charlie need it cigars so Briget and I were on a mission funny thing is they said oh it is just a lil bit down the street, ya right it is like ummmm 4 blocks down! Both of us our a lil happy ya that is what we will call it happy, so when we get in the cigar shop we are of course the funniest things in there! LOL We get the man to light me a cigar and pose for pics with us and he was actually so intrigued by us he followed us out the door and up the street hmmmm go away weirdo! Briget and our trip back to the Franklin was the best lol. We pole danced on each pole on the way back (yes got my 3rd huge bruise from that), we went into a bar where no one was dancing and danced all over the dance floor the band even stopped to beckon us back, and then we walked behind the police while Briget proceeded to tell him cops have the nicest ass's, as she was pretending to squeeze his buns from behind. That cop started strutting after that! Of course the bikers on the sides of the sidewalk were cheering our bad behaviour on. Then we went into the Oyster Bay Bar to find Kim and of course when I am drunk I have a habit of walkin into places singing "To the Window to the Wall until the sweat drops down my balls!" Lets just say all my friends knew I had arrived! Did anyone every tell ya not to inhale cigars? Hmmmm someone should of told me that! Holy hell I did that cigar all the way back to the casino until I passed it over to Charlie, I didn't smoke for 3 days after that! Ughhhhh! So after we get back to the casino with the boys we are playing slots next to some Texan Mexicans. Instead of Briget showing her boobies to the machine I told her to say a Spanish term to it instead. Well let's just say the men next to her were lookin at her like oh my did she just say that! She asked one of them what does that mean he says your a lady I am not telling you! So let's just say Briget sometimes thinks I am a lil bitch! haha! All in fun! We got the guys and all made are way down to the best party spot in Deadwood the Saloon 10. We are all feeling pretty good by then and boy the boobies were flying there! hmmmmm not mine either DD were they yours????? After a while there we all had to head back to where we were staying DD, Kelly Tim and I to Sundance, Charlie, Briget, Julian, John, and Albert to Sturgis and ummmm none of us were sober! Yikes..... But the weather all of a sudden turned winter like that sobers your ass up real quick! Damn it was fuckin cold on our way back! We had a few more drinks at Sundance and called it a night, cause next day :( was time to head home.......... Damn I love Sturgis week!!!!!!!! Next year who in the hell is in?????? Love all around! I will bring the quote of the day back soon too and hey maybe the song in my head too! smooches!