A little nasty to start off the weekend!

Salt Shaker
Ying Yang Twins

[Chorus: Ying Yang Twins & Lil' Jon]
Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
Skeet so much they call her Billy ocean
Row like eighteen wheeler
That hoe fine but this hoe killer
She leakin, she's soak and wet
She leakin, soak and wet
Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)

[Verse One: Kaine]
P poppin, till you percolate
First booty on duty no time to wait
Make it work, with your wet t-shirt
Bitch you gotta shake it till your camel starts to hurt
Say the heals on your feet or the strap around your ankle
Call that bitch bow jangles
Juicy like fruit or posh like coup Deville
Used to get loose on the goose for real

[Verse Two: D-Roc]
Five dollars get your ass a table dance
If you got ten then bring a friend
Hoe shake your ass to the song then
If you ain't with it then we gone then
We ain't no boys we grown men
If you ain't gone dance then don't then
Why you wanna waste a niggaz song
then see your ass down doin nothin

[Chorus]

[Verse Three: Lil' Jon]
Face the wall shawty, put your hands on it
Bounce that ass up and down make a nigga want it
Face the wall shawty, put your hands on it
Bounce that ass up and down make a nigga want it
Roll that ass round and round like a motherfuckin' wheel
Shake that shit this ain't no motherfuckin' drill
Roll that ass round and round like a motherfuckin' wheel
Shake that shit this ain't no motherfuckin' drill
Get crunk with it, get loose with it
Like short said let bruce bruce hit it
Get crunk with it, get loose with it
Like short said let bruce bruce hit it
Shake that ass real fast then stop (aaww shit!)
Shake that ass real fast then stop (aaww shit!)
Shake that ass real fast then stop (aaww shit!)
Shake that ass real fast then stop (aaww shit!)

[Chorus]
[Verse Four: D-Roc]
Shake it like a dollar five or ten
But what would you do for a twenty then
Get on the stage shake that ass then
Get on the pole do a back bend
I like that do it again
Here's another ten bitch do it again
Work like a game that you playin' to win
Make that pussy fart for the Ying Yang Twins
Sixteen bitches in thongs in one club
The home of the fifth rate bones and butts?? bitches splittin' all over the floor
Hornafy cant deny certified pro
On the poll upside down, (this shit for real)
Sixty-nine plenty time will pay a bill
At day she a clerk but night she turn (stripper)
You're not even datin your just tryin to (tip her)

[Chorus]

Wii's Mii's were almost killed by Sean!

Happy Friday!!!!! Well last night Sean & Birdie came over to play Wii. We knew Sean would be hilarious playing the Wii! He lived up to our expectations that is for sure! Sean is so animated to begin with that when he played Wii we just died laughing. We started out with bowling and Sean threw his bowling ball backwards so many times the Mii's were almost killed! ha-ha Leave it to Seany. Now Sean kicked some serious ass in Wii tennis though! Now Sean is on a mission he has to have a Wii even if he has to drive to Glenrock! I am sure he will have a Wii by tonight. Well kids I put the challenge out there and Billy "O" said she was going to kick my ass in boxing, by the way I am undefeated in boxing! My back and arms might hurt from all my boxing matches but I will still take you DOWN Billy "O"! Billy "O" tried to slow me down by bringing me cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster but she still won't damage my game! I told her not to eat too many of those cheddar biscuits it might slow her up so she thought she would use that tactic against me! We will see girlie can you take down the boxing champion????? I think NOT! So we need a plan. Bobbie can only come over tonight because she will be painting tomorrow and Birdie wants to do it tomorrow night because she has CPR for 8 hours tomorrow so hmmmmm what night should we do it? I will see what I can come up with. Love all around!

Thought for the day

"I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision."

Song in my head for Thursday

Beth
Kiss

Beth, i hear you callin'
But i can't come home right now
Me and the boys are playin'
And we just can't find the sound

Just a few more hours
And i'll be right home to you
I think i hear them callin'
Oh, beth what can i do
Beth what can i do

You say you feel so empty
That our house just ain't a home
And i'm always somewhere else
And you're always there alone

Just a few more hours
And i'll be right home to you
I think i hear them callin'
Oh, beth what can i do
Beth what can i do

Beth, i know you're lonely
And i hope you'll be alright'
cause me and the boys will be playin'
All night

Wii would like to play.....

Well my daughter, Randi has been bugging me for a Wii and she wasn't on her own so has Tim. So last night I caved. Randi has been calling every store in town for two days and she was elated that Target got several in. So after work Tim and I ran up to Target and bought the famous game system that has been sold out for two Christmas's in a row due to its popularity. Now some of you know I LOVE to play games, Tim and I have been known to sit and play our PS2 all day on occasion. So I was a little intrigued by this new game system. First we started off with bowling, that was fun. I use to bowl a lot and it was so realistic it was like really bowling. Tim kicked my ass the first time ever in bowling! He said he wished he was that good in real life! and Then we moved on to boxing now that was a work out!!!!! If you don't know what a Wii is it is more of an interactive game system where you hold the controllers in your hand but you have to do the actual movement that it requires to do the action on screen. This is not a game system for the faint of heart! So I was boxing my ass off and when I got to my 10th opponent I couldn't go on any further I was POOPED! Wow who needs aerobics? Tim was quite impressed with my Wii boxing ability I knocked out every opponent they gave me and most of them in the first round! Wow that made me feel like quite the fighter let me tell you! So then it was Tim's turn can you believe I was a better boxer then Tim? Well I was the Wii boxer beat Tim. So instead of maybe playing cards one night we will play Wii! We are going to get another controller tonight so then I can fight someone other then the computer opponent. Tim better look out! So is anyone ready for the challenge? Exercise can be fun! ha-ha! Love all around!

Thought for the day:

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn." "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

Song in my head today...... Guess why?

Under Pressure
Queen

Pressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
Under pressure
That burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
Bah bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah bah bah bah
That's o-kay!
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming let me out!
Pray tomorrow takes me higher
Pressure on people
People on streets
Do do do bah bah bah bah
O-kay
Chippin' around
Kick my brains round the floor
These are the days
It never rains but it pours
People on streets
People on streets
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming let me out!
Pray tomorrow takes me higher higher higher
Pressure on people
People on streets
Turned away from it all
Like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love
But it's so slashed and torn
Why why why?
Love love love love
Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can't we give love that one more chance?
Why can't we give love give love give love?
Give love give love give love give love give love?
Cause love's such an old fashioned word
And love dares you to care
For people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way
Of caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves under pressure
Under pressure pressure

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey all I missed you guys too! I am back at work today and I can imagine the catch up will keep me very busy for at least a week! I will try to get to the pics tonight so I can post them. I hope you all had a splendid New Years Eve! I wished I could of spent it with each and every one of you. I had a very nice dinner with Bobbie & Steve who invited us out and Launa & Mark joined us as well. We went to the Goose Egg Inn. Bobbie was exhausted from moving all day so they went home after dinner and Launa and Mark came over to the house and played cards until midnight. Dd & Kelly got tired on waiting for us and went to bed! Ha-ha! Theresa got stuck in Las Vegas last night because of flight cancellations and she won't be home until tonight sometime. So when we get the gang all back and settled down from the Holiday's we will all go out! Sorry not a long blog today but geez the amount of work I will be doing today I am sure I won't be able to think straight! Love all around. I promise I will get back on track with my thought for the day and song of the day when things settle back to normal! What is normal anyway?

Home and relaxing!!!!

I love vacation especially this type where you can lay in bed and type on your blog, watch tv, and text on your cell phone all at the same time!  Saturday night all my friends but Theresa and Seany came over to see me.  I bought a little token for everyone while I was gone.  Theresa I will give you yours when you get back from Vegas, Paula I will give you yours when I get to see you next, and my little french fry I will be fed exing yours with WL stuff.  We all had fun playing cards Saturday night and I enjoyed seeing all of ya, I did miss you guys a lot.  Well tonight I have been invited to dinner with Boobs and her lover Steve.  Boobs should be in town today sometime. Other then dinner I am not sure what else is up I am NOT going to the bar I know that for sure.  I don't go out on amateur night not that I am a pro but I don't like the young dumb drunk idiots that seem to be out on Halloween, Parade Day, and New Year's Eve.  I know you all want to do something but at this point I am not sure what.  I will talk to Boobs and see if she minds if we all go out to dinner, but I am not sure what to do after.  I can't remember the last time I actually stayed up to ring in the new year!  Well we will figure out something fun to do I am sure!  Love all around!

Thought for the day:

Don't have one shit I am on Vacation!!!!!