Don't we all have friends in low places? ha-ha

Friends In Low Places
Garth Brooks

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your
Black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought
You'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his
Glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we
May be through
But you'll never
Hear me complain
'Cause I've got
Friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down
To the oasis
Oh, I've got friends
In low places

Well, I guess
I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then,
I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show
Myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour
And then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in
'Cause I've got friends
In low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on
Down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends
In low places
I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've
Been there before
And everything is all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself
To the door
I didn't mean to
Cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I
Finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass

Monday's Bite!

How was the weekend? Mine was good, Friday night Boobs got into town and Theresa & Sean stopped by to see her and we ended up playing cards and had a really good time. Theresa & Sean were suppose to go to the Wyoming game on Saturday and they didn't end up going. Now I know you two left at a decent hour from my house but instead of going to bed they partied at home until the wee hours of the morning! Naughty! Naughty! Saturday night Tim, Boobs, Launa and I went to Taylor's (Tommy & Shelly's hang out) and threw darts, I just had to try darts out with two good eyes! I threw pretty good and we had a great time. Nice bar! Too bad it is in Evansville. Launa thanks darlin for being such a good designated driver, I love ya girl! Okay now everytime I go out someone comes up and tells me I look just like Karen off Will & Grace, it cracks me up! Gang do I really look like her? Shit I drink like her but Vodka isn't my most favorite! Oh well I guess there is worse I could look like, like the time Tim and I were sitting at the bar at the Moonlight and a guy told me I looked just like Kelly Osbourne! Now I was offended by that one, he kept telling me "I mean that as a compliment, I think she is beautiful." Well now dude I don't see it, and I am already beating myself up constantly cause I have a round face but shit I don't think it is as round as hers! Oh Holy Hell who knows at least I don't look like the bulldog that runs around Taylor's!

We are all going out Friday night for Dorie's birthday and so Tim cleaned my camera out so we can get some good pictures of that night, so here are some good pictures from the weekend before last when we partied at Butch's. Thank you to Billy "O" and her drunken photography we got some good candid pictures of us drunk! Nice picture of me huh, my cigarette is even backwards in my mouth! It was the end of the night so I am entitled right? Billy "O" no lip about me showing pics of you, you look good girl and don't think otherwise 'cause we love you! Enjoy the pictures and tomorrow I will be starting with some stories of dating funnies. Hope everyone's Monday is good, and yes Bobbie I already miss you girl! Kisses all around!

Thought for the day:

You don't have to be a Rock Star to party like one!

Isn't life good? Song in my head for Friday!

Life's Been Good To Me
Joe Walsh (Eagles)

life's been good (j. walsh)

I have a mansion forget the price
Ain't never been there they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all
They say i'm crazy but i have a good time(everybody say oh, yeah.....oh,yeah)
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My maserati does 185
I lost my license now i don't drive
I have a limo ride in the back
I lock the doors in case i'm attacked
I'm making records my fans they can't wait
They write me letters tell me i'm great
So i got me an office gold records on the wall
Just leave a message maybe i'll call
Lucky i'm sane after all i've been through
Everybody says i'm cool (he's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes i still do
Life's been good to me so far

I go to parties sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different i haven't changed
They say i'm lazy but it takes all my time
Everybody says oh yeah (oh yeah)
I keep on going guess i'll never know why

Life's been good to me so far

Yippppeeee Ki Yeah it is Friday!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so glad it is finally Friday! Boobs is coming to town! I am excited I miss the shit out of my party girl! This weekend should be a little laid back even though Boobs is coming into town. Theresa, Seany, Shell & Tommy are leaving tomorrow for the UW game. Have fun gang! Paula is going to Deadwood, spoiled rotten little lass! Have fun cruising in the Vette! Blue Genie & Billy "O" have their children of the corn and have to go to a class for part of tomorrow, and I really got to save up my party energy for next weekend, it is Dorie's birthday and she wants to go out and play HARD! You all better be ready, Butch's here we come! Dorie how old are you going to be? Ha-ha I already know, OLD. Just kiddin you will always be younger then me! Well I guess this weekend maybe with the gang we have left we can met at the Sandbar on Saturday do lunch have a few drinks and kick back? Of course this would be the first weekend Zug Zug Launa doesn't have to work on a Friday night and we are all partied out. So Launa you better make it a plan to go out with us next weekend, we never get to see you shake your money maker! Well love all around, everyone be safe and have a great weekend!

Thought for the day:

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, & dance like you do when nobody's watching!

Thursday's song in my head....

Cherry Pie
Warrant

Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinky

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah
Wow
Heh Heh

Well swinging on the front porch
Swinging on the lawn
Swinging where we want
Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left and
Swingin' to the right
I think about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah - huh!

Swingin in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't
Cause they're too busy bitchin
'Swingin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

CHORUS
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Yeah sweet cherry pie
Yeah

Swingin to the drums
Swingin to guitar
Swingin to the bass in the back of my car
Ain't got money, ain't got no gas
Get where were goin if we swing real fast

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Yeah sweet cherry pie
Yeah

Swing it
All night long
Swing it
Hey, hey, Ow!

I'm a trained professional
Swingin' in the bathroom
Swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard
Forgot to lock the door
In walks her daddy
Standin' six foot four
Said, "You ain't gonna swingwith my daughter no more."

CHORUS
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah! Huh!
Swing it!

Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish how many pieces do you wish?

I had nothing prepared for the blog today, and it came to mind to write a couple funny dating stories. Since I am going to share my stories I thought each of you might email me one of yours and let me post them. Come on don't be scared it will be fun! By the way I am still waiting on some of your stories about me. Slow pokes!

Story #1

Most of you know I have been with Tim forever and we use to love to "park" in High School. You know the song Animals, well it wasn't ever my dad that caught us it was the police more then a few times! One of my most funny memories of "Parking" was when Tim and I and his cousin Tom and my friend Patti went up to the falls and parked side by side on a beautiful Friday night. I was chewing bubble gum a usual for me. I was totally 80's girl in High School I had the big hair, I chewed bubble gum, wore cherry flavored lip gloss and wore the all famous button fly 501 jeans. Okay back to the story..... Tim and I were making out listening probably to Ratt or something like that, and after about a 1/2 an hour I was like "Tim, I lost my gum." He said "What?" I said "I had gum in my mouth and now I can't find it!" Tim opened the car door and was looking all around and all of a sudden I spotted the gum. At the same time I found where my gum was his cousin and Patti had come over to see what was going on. I pointed down and said there is the gum! The gum had fallen and was so mashed into Tim's hair by his belly button it was even stuck to his skin! He was NOT amused by me at all. Tim and his cousin had to cut the bubble gum out of his hair with a pocket knife. Even though I still to this day find humor in this story I don't think Tim does and NO I don't chew bubble gum anymore!

Story #2

Do you all remember the drive in? Boy I miss the drive in, Tim and I loved to go to the drive in on Saturday night. I didn't have to lie to my mom and say I was going to the movie and we were actually "parking" . So the drive in killed two birds with one stone sorta speak. Well I will ruin my innocence here ha-ha but one time we were at the drive in and we were having a really great time when we decided we were hungry and wanted popcorn and a drink. Tim said "where is my underwear?" and for the life of me I didn't know and we couldn't find it anywhere! So after wasting some time searching for it Tim thought screw it put on his jeans and proceeded to the concession stand to get popcorn. When he came back he tapped on the window for me to open the door and when I did I looked down and his underwear was hanging out of the bottom of his jeans! Of course like the previous story I found great humor in what happened and of courseTim did NOT. He grabbed them from his pant leg and said "dammit!" and threw them in the car. I continued to laugh about it all evening and wondered how many people saw his underwear hanging out his pant leg!

Isn't life fun! So come on share some stories with me. I will be waiting!

Thought for the day:

Life is a Journey not a Destination! Aerosmith~

Once was blind but now I see......

(3 posts in a day!) This is a day that I will remember for the rest of my life! I cried all the way to work, I can see! A long time of struggle, pain and 10 years of being blind I can actually see out of my right eye on this very day! What a blessing, something I will NEVER take for granted. I had the hardest time leaving my house at lunch after getting my contact. I was actually scrubbing walls and base boards that I could see were dirty. Holy HELL I thought I was a great house keeper someone should of told me! ha-ha. Wow to read road signs, license plates and to see everything that I didn't realize I was missing. Everything is so shinny! At this point in time I feel like one of luckiest persons alive the gift that has been given to me makes me feel so overwhelmed with emotions.

Please see the video feed on the lower part of the blog, Amazing Grace is timeless and Leann Rimes can sing it so beautifully!