Just Say NO.......

Hi everyone! Well time to catch up again.... I always think I will have to blog and seldom do! I am sorry! Well last Saturday was the biker ball. I look forward to this event every year. We go and buy our tickets in early September in Kaycee. They only sell 500 tickets so we have to leave about 7 am and stand in line until 12 when they go on sale to insure we get our ticket. This year when we went to Kaycee we went up with Kim and Connie. I was of course drunk by around 11 am lol! When we got to the biker ball Tim I found a table close to the stage and were excited to find JP, Joanie, Charlie, Bridget, Connie and her man and have a awesome group of fun people at our table. The evening started mild. I wasn't really feeling it this year and I felt tired and not really like drinking. This should be a warning to me this will be the time I get most shit faced and well do something totally crazy! As the evening went on after dinner, into about my 4 cocktail and well into the drawing of the tickets, someone brought up shots. I said I am game but NO jager it makes me crazy! I have not drank Jager for 2 years and for good reason. Everytime I have I do BAD things and the next day my stomach is tore up and I have a nervous jittery feeling. I am not sure if the nervous feeling is from the Jager or from the regret I feel for my behavior! LOL So anyway Charlie came back with shots and guess what it was????? Yep you guessed it Jager! I said I am warning you ahead of time and I am only drinking one! Well further in the night the band started up which was our friends the Eli Manor Band. We all were pretty tuned by that time and had drank many more shots which yes I had more then that one shot of Jager! The one shut off my NO button by that time. We were enjoying dancing and drinking and by this time Kelly and DD had showed up, since they are Eli Manor Band's best groupies and well my best of friends! We had a ball all dancing! Then came the Contest. Yes always has to be some form of the contest at all biker events. You know the one? The contest you know has to be about the titties! This one wasn't a wet t-shirt contest this time it was a full out let's show are tits to everyone in the whole room kinda contest. The contest was announced and I grabbed DD, Kelly, and Bridget so we could go up to the stage and watch. I saw a few really cute girls and coaxed them up on stage and then and I am going to blame Kelly on this if I remember correctly I think she is the one the shoved my ass up there. When she did this woman that I work with her son was up there and when I tried to exit the stage she grabbed me and then there I was fuckin stuck! Chris the woman I work with her son was dancing around me and pulled my top down so I thought alright what the hell I am in it to win it! So my drunk ass took my turn at dancing around the old biker sitting on a chair and showing him my old ass tits. I think the winner with mine is hell they aren't a bad size, secondly one is pierced that is always a turn on, thirdly my sweet ass tattoo between em and then the 4th my friends I think cheered me on the hardest and loudest! I am so smashed at this point most of the contest is a blur I just remember it was me and one other girl left and she is the one I coaxed on the stage to begin with and we were suppose to dance. Well hell I love to dance and I can shake everything my momma gave me and miss 24 year old fake tits couldn't dance! So next thing I knew I was on stage by myself I see her sitting on the old man's lap we had to show are tits and I think Kelly said you won! I am still not sure just remember Tim saying get your money baby and I handed about half back to the guy for the Vets benefit. I shoved the money in my bra and went to Kelly laughing my ass off about what the hell I just did! I am not sure if I am just a wild ass bitch or a dumb one! But I was proud at that point that my old ass beat the young girl out! I wished my high about winning stayed with me to the next day but I woke up with a bit of regret, embarrassment and that nervous feeling of I am such an idiot! Tim then tells me he thinks me and the other girl tied. LOL don't ask me fuck I don't remember I just remember I had a wad of money and I remember being the only one on stage! I thought all of it would live down and I was hoping no one I knew besides my friends I already knew were there had seen my bad behavior! Well that came to a fast shut down as of this Saturday night! I walked into the Moony and hugged Cody as I walked in the door and sat up to the bar. Later Cody follows me down and says you know the girl I am sitting with she says she has a picture of your tits on her phone! I was like OMG my worse nightmare is happening what could be worse????? I could end up on fuckin U-Tube! I laughed and said and how would she have that? And Cody said I hear you won a titty contest at the biker ball and she wasn't surprised I would do something like that! Soooooo at this point I am thinking I should relax right everyone knows I am well...... crazy! Later on in the evening I was confronted by one more woman that said Heyyyyyy I still can't believe you got up there and won that thing! Now everywhere I go I will be wondering if hmmmm wonder if he or she was there! I still at this point felt very safe that my kids didn't know. I am not one to share much with my kids I am not a type of mother that is their best friend I am their mother. Well Randi found out through Theresa and I am thinking hmmm that is okay Randi is old enough to know her mother is a nut. Then Brooke says you think I don't know? I am like know what? She said remember my boyfriends mom was there and I said sure I do but she went home I am safe right? Wishful thinking her friends were still there and sent her a text and pic of me to her phone sooooooooo HOLY SHIT!!!!! So the conclusion of this story is Michelle will never drink Jager again! Michelle will from now on keep her top on! But..... I won't promise I will totally behave what would be the fun in that! I am young once I will only live once so I am going to fucking live it! But...... I do not want to be on U-Tube!!!!!!!! So anyway last night Theresa, Sean, and Paula all came out and we ended up having a blast and yes I even kept my clothes on! At about 12 Theresa, Sean, Antonio, Gabby, Gerimo, Stef, me and Tim all went to breakfast and then made it back to the Moony for last call shots! The bet was Antonio wouldn't be able to stay away to satisfy his wife when he got home and he bet she would fall asleep before he got a chance! LOL So this morning Tim texted Antonio and he said he got naked got into bed and Gabby was fast asleep so the girls LOST! Damn! So here is the catch up on what I have been up to! Yes I am still crazy and yes I still love all you peeps! Love all around!

Thought for the day:

If live isn't fun then you aren't living it right!!!!!!